Times are getting tight in Amusing Tweets, as the candidates winnow down and (perhaps) become more circumspect about public speaking. This week's debate was marked by a notable lack of insults, unless we tally up insults to one's intelligence.
But, we rounded up a few for you:
Bernie Sanders got a little shady with Clinton. Pro tip: Jokes, especially about words, work better without misspellings.
I think if you're gonna get paid $225k for a speech it must be a good speech—Shakespearian. I can't wait to read it.https://t.co/N86ByFUUZD
— Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders) March 6, 2016
John Kasich got endorsed by Arnold Schwarzenegger. Though if this photo wasn't labeled, you might think it was just some guy hanging outside the bus station.
Donald Trump remembers: Idaho = potatoes.
Thank you Idaho! I love your potatoes-
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 7, 2016
nobody grows them better. As
President, I will protect your market. pic.twitter.com/kqx8un1jnw
One of our former players, Carly Fiorina, takes a weird dig at Clinton. And on International Women's Day!
Mrs. Clinton, please name an accomplishment.https://t.co/OoyUjWLjfK
— Carly Fiorina (@CarlyFiorina) March 8, 2016
The bright sunlight can play tricks. In fact, "Marcomentum" garnered Marco Rubio just 13 percent of the vote, or one delegate.
I've been in Hawaii since Sunday and I've got one word to describe it here: #Marcomentum if you're in #HIcaucus vote @marcorubio #TeamMarco
— Rick Santorum (@RickSantorum) March 8, 2016
That uncomfortable moment when you and Donald Trump agree on something.
Wow, you are all correct about @FoxNews - totally biased and disgusting reporting.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 10, 2016
And Donald Trump's Mantel of Losers Who Now Work For Me claims another.
I endorse @realDonaldTrump. It’s time to unite behind the candidate who will beat Hillary Clinton and return government to, "We the People"
— Dr. Ben Carson (@RealBenCarson) March 11, 2016