Lynn ranted about the new “tradition” of Christmas Adam, celebrated in some churches on 12/23 before Christmas Eve, because Adam came before Eve. On a happier note, Lynn recalled how a clueless Lawrence Welk had his fresh-faced singers do a bouncy rendition of “One Toke Over the Line” in 1970 thinking it was a Christian spiritual. Also, Pope Frances tells a joke and Elon Musk shows his true fascist colors.