Two Fox reporters are marrying two Republican Pennsylvanian congressmen, for what it’s worth. The Obamas professed their marriage was still strong on Michelle’s podcast. Trump says Coca-Cola has agreed to change its recipe from high fructose corn syrup to cane sugar, which will make it the same as Mexican Coke. And Trump fell asleep on stage at Tuesday’s Innovation Summit at CMU and also told a totally false story about how his uncle taught the Unibomber at MIT. Didn’t happen.