Guest: Tom Sokolowski; farts!; Prince Harry gets naked in Vegas; how Lubbock, TX is preparing if Obama is re-elected; Ted Cruz wants to ban paved roads & golf courses; The Onion isn't as funny as reality right now; Romney & Ryan's abortion opinions differ; hurricane names; why don't we have memories of being babies?; humans can't stand human smells/odors; Hurricane Isaac & the Republican Nat'l Convention; Here Comes Honey Boo Boo; when Jack Ruby shot Oswald; JFK's funeral; Jackie O's voice; what regulates a menstrual cycle; Caller: George, Moon.