We're on a Boat!

Attack Theatre has been putting on adventurous, genre-bending dance performances since 1995 — this year's The Rube Goldberg Variations, for example, adopted the concept of the titular machines and paired them with Bach. To celebrate another winning season and to look forward to its next, the company is hosting Attack Theatre: We're On A Boat!, a cruise on the three rivers featuring light food, a cash bar, and plenty of nautical puns (hull of a good time, ferrytale ending, etc.). Submit your own boat pun when buying your ticket online for a chance to win an all-access pass to Attack's forthcoming 25th season.