So sign off Twitter and set aside your sourdough starter, because we're making bread with beer.
The beer bread recipe comes courtesy of a Salon article boasting the seemingly practical notion that beer is a great bread ingredient because it already has yeast in it, making the pantry staple unnecessary in this case. I was surprised to discover the internet is lousy with beer bread recipes, including a pumpkin bread made with the seasonal pumpkin ale, as outlined in this 2012 Slate post.
Before you prepare for a trip to the supermarket, know that the Salon recipe calls for only three ingredients: 12 oz. of Cold Beer, 2 1/2 cups of AP Flour, and 2 1/2 teaspoons of Baking Powder. That's it. Simple, right? Surely even I, a disaster in the kitchen whose attempts at baking bread could be best described as “disheartening,” would be able to do this. Surely it won't be so disgusting that I end up tossing it outside as an offering to the raccoons that loudly fight on my patio.
Since the recipe doesn't call for a specific type of beer, I used what I had on hand, a 16-ounce can of the Chartiers City pilsner released as part of East End Brewing's YOU ARE HERE series. From there, the preparation was simple – mix the dry ingredients together and then slowly add the beer, gradually folding it in and stirring with a silicone spatula. The mix turned out wet and a tad sticky but was easy to slop into the baking pan.
The taste and feel are distinctly reminiscent of a soft pretzel, which makes sense given the maltiness of the beer. Upon taking the first bite I wondered if it was possible to shape the dough into balls for quick pretzel buns. I also wondered if it would be worth letting the dough proof for a bit before sliding it into the oven.
Overall, the bread doesn't keep that well and was gummy and tough by the next morning, so unless you want a good soup dipper or some really weird toast, I'm not sure how satisfying it will be. At least the raccoons will eat well tonight.
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