1. Ice T SVU“Medical examiner says she was high on somethin’ called Mannequin Time Warp. It’s a nootropic for sloths.” Simple: computer-generated Ice T dialogue for Law & Order SVU, by @icetsvu.
2. TV HelperClosed captioning is an imperfect science, and @TVCommentBot highlights some of its oddest and funniest failures.
3. Accidental HaikuThough it is not planned, sometimes people tweet haikus, without knowing it. @Accidental575 shares them with the world.
4. Moby DickThere are more than 200,000 words in Melville’s classic whale tale, and they’re tweeted out line by line every two hours by @MobyDickAtSea.