Tuesday, September 18, 2018
The worst part about the current presidential administration is that nothing makes sense and everyone is a shady swamp demon.
On Tuesday, at 12:31 p.m., celebrity lawyer Michael Avenatti tweeted "We have no further comment at this time regarding the details relating to Ben Roethlisberger in the book." The book to which he is referencing is Full Disclosure, a tell-all by adult-film star Stormy Daniels to be released October 2.
In January, Daniels gave an interview with In Touch detailing the night the affair began, saying:
"Ben [Roethlisberger] had just won the Super Bowl that year. Donald excused himself. He had to leave, I don’t remember why, and he made Ben promise to take care of me. I stayed another 15-20 minutes and Ben Roethlisberger actually walked me up to my room that night because Donald told him to."
Personally, I would not entrust Roethlisberger to take care of a woman, especially if it involves taking her back to her hotel room.
But none of this context explains why, today, Avenatti tweeted "we have no further comment" about a topic no one was discussing. Steelers Twitter today is currently obsessed with wide receiver Antonio Brown and his no-show to practice.
Leaked excerpts of Full Disclosure feature vivid and nauseating descriptions of Trump's dangling bits, causing Toad and Mario Kart to start trending on Twitter, and for Nintendo to tweet an apology about a previous tweet joking about the trending topics. However, the published passages did not in any way shape or form mention Ben Roethlisberger.
We have no further comment at this time regarding the details relating to Ben Roethlisberger in the book.— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) September 18, 2018