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Short List: Week of December 10 - 17

This weekend, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, Pittsburgh style. Lights gleam on suburban homes; The Nutcracker returns; and Zombie Santa spreads undead Christmas cheer in Monroeville.Yes, Time and Space Toys celebrates its second annual Zombie Holiday Party with the Living Dead Experience ride, guest zombie-celebrities and commemorative photos with brain-eating St. Nick. Meanwhile, more traditionally, Pittsburgh Symphony Orchestra performs Handel's Messiah in two evening shows Downtown. The Dec. 12 Messiah sing-along Heinz Hall matinee is preceded by the Highmark Family Holiday Pops' kid-friendly set of Christmas classics. At the Byham Theater, the Civic Light Opera stages its 18th annual A Musical Christmas Carol, starring Tom Atkins (of Pittsburgh Public Theater's The Chief) as Scrooge. Over at the Benedum, Pittsburgh Ballet Theater offers its unique Nutcracker, with its signature setting in Pittsburgh circa 1900. Across town, at the University of Pittsburgh, the students in the Women's Choral Ensemble perform a holiday concert at Heinz Chapel. And inside Shadyside's Hunt Armory, Handmade Arcade holds its sixth holiday craft bazaar. The hybrid of artistic showcase and flea market promises a unique array of local food and holiday gifts, ranging from limited-edition comics to clocks made from bicycle parts, and plush creatures for the kids. Lucy Leitner Musical Christmas Carol: Thu., Dec. 10-Dec. 23 ($26.50-44.50; 412-456-6666 or PSO's Messiah (8 p.m. Fri., Dec. 11, and 3 p.m. and 8 p.m. Sat., Dec. 12; $18-63) and Holiday Pops (11:15 a.m., Sat., Dec. 12; $5-45; 412-392-4900 or The Nutcracker: Fri., Dec. 11-Dec. 27 ($20.50-94.50; 412-456-6666 or Handmade Arcade: 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Sat., Dec. 12 (324 Emerson St., Shadyside; Women's Choral Ensemble: 8 p.m. Sat., Dec. 12 ($8.50-15; 412-624-4125 or Zombie Holiday Party: 6–10 p.m. Sun., Dec. 13 (Monroeville Mall; free; 412-373-4303 or


Thu., Dec. 10 -- Activism

Maybe we can't stop wars yet. But we can make a difference on global peace and justice. Amnesty International's Human Rights Write-a-thon, an annual evening of letter-writing at Calvary Episcopal Church, targets public officials at home and abroad on everything from the death penalty to individual rights violations. Ten cases are available -- write on one or all 10 as Amnesty seeks to send 300,000 letters from Write-a-thons nationally. Refreshments are included. Bill O'Driscoll 6:30-9 p.m. 315 Shady Ave., Shadyside. 412-404-2849 or


Thu., Dec. 10 -- Benefit

It's an unholidayesque event for a holiday cause as Jimmy Cvetic hosts his annual toys-for-kids benefit for the Western Pennsylvania Police Athletic League. The retired narcotics detective and boxing coach, along with a cop known as The Monk, will offer harrowing, darkly comic tales from the underbelly of police work. Leavening the atmosphere at the Steelhouse are live painting by Kevin "The Nerve" Wenner and classic-rock covers by Bon Journey. BO 7 p.m. Station Square, South Side. Donation: $20 or toy. 412-434-1372


Fri., Dec. 11 -- DJing

The practice of DJing -- in the sense of "playing songs for other people" -- has become infinitely easier with recent technological developments. But the art of DJing -- which is more than just hitting "random" on your iTunes -- remains somewhat esoteric. Beatmatching, mixing and general cultural command and pastiche all figure in tonight's Go DJ Go! Workshop for Teens. The hands-on lesson for kids ages 13 to 19, from local DJs Mary Mack, Thermos and James Gyre, is sponsored by Arts Greenhouse, a hip-hop education program associated with Carnegie Mellon. Andy Mulkerin 5 p.m. Young Men and Women's African Heritage Association, 1205 Boyle St., North Side. Free.


Fri., Dec. 11 -- Stage

The No Name Players return with the local premiere of Breaking Up. The 1990 drama by Michael Cristofer (who won 1977's Pulitzer for The Shadow Box), is a two-hander following an Everycouple through the twists and turns of their relationship. It's staged Downtown starting tonight in a production featuring original work by 11 local artists (one artwork per scene). Tressa Glover and Jody O'Donnell star; No Name artistic director Don DiGiulio directs. BO 8 p.m. Show continues through Dec. 19. 937 Liberty Ave. (Bricolage space), Downtown. $12. 412-207-7111 or


Fri., Dec. 11 -- Dance

In an original dance production celebrating family, choreographer Kiesha Lalama-White -- a Point Park faculty member and one of Dance Magazine's 25 to watch in 2009 -- collaborated with her cousins, jazz composer David Lalama, and Grammy winner Ralph Lalama, to create The Bench. Point Park's Conservatory Dance Company performs the world premiere of the multimedia tale of one couple's journey through life. LL 8 p.m. Also 8 p.m. Sat., Dec. 12; 2 p.m. Sun., Dec. 13; and Dec. 18-20. Pittsburgh Playhouse, 222 Craft Ave., Oakland. $15.50-17.50. 412-621-4445 or


Fri. December 11 -- Rock

Fin Fang Foom, despite its silly-sounding name, is a behemoth of post-rock, creating tracks of epic size and depth since the mid-'90s. The Chapel Hill-based band's new record, Monomyth, balances the heavy with the airy (vibraphones figure in) and recalls the post-rock dabblings of another Chapel Hill band, Milemarker, whose Dave Laney appears on the record. Eddie Sanchez's deep, nearly monotone vocals mute the effects of wandering guitars, making for a beautiful sonic topography. The band plays tonight at Smiling Moose with Knot Feeder, Token Black Guy and Peregrine. AM 9:30 p.m. 1306 E. Carson St., South Side. $7. 412-431-4668 


Sat., Dec. 12 -- Dance

Pearlann Porter's ever-evolving dance troupe The Pillow Project revisits its roots with a special installment of its Second Saturdays series. SortaSaturday features the return of DJ Sorta, the record-spinner whose house parties Porter credits with inspiring not only the Project but also its first show, 2004's kindasorta. Sorta, Porter and five founding company members collaborate on tonight's "string of physical vignettes" (performed twice). Returning Pillow originals include Ben Wegman, now a featured dancer with Washington, D.C.'s Liz Lerman Dance Exchange. BO 7 and 10 p.m. The Space Upstairs, 242 Lexington Ave., Point Breeze. $10-25.


click to enlarge PHOTO BY LOUIS STEIN
Photo by Louis Stein

Sat., Dec. 12 -- Comedy

Friday Nite Improv celebrates 20 years of no-budget, late-night comedy in a basement by moving upstairs to a real theater for a Saturday evening of laughs. As Pittsburgh's longest-running comedy event, FNI has amassed quite the collection of hosts and performers. Tonight, several of them (including Chris Potocki and Jeff DeVincent) return from around the country to the informal setting where they honed the audience-participation comedy skills that some alumni have employed writing for 30 Rock, Funny or and Saturday Night Live. LL 8 p.m. Henry Heyman Theater, Stephen Foster Memorial, Forbes Avenue at Bigelow, Oakland. $5.


Sat., Dec. 12 -- Rock

Just last month, Pittsburgh roots-rock hero Joe Grushecky released his 13th album, with the South Side shout-out title, East Carson Street. Tonight, though, you can catch him in the Strip, and under a different banner: The original Iron City Houserockers -- the legendary Pittsburgh band that got Grushecky started in the late '70s -- is staging a reunion show at Altar Bar. Have a good time, but get out alive. Aaron Jentzen 9 p.m. (doors at 8 p.m.). 1620 Penn Ave., Strip District. $12. 412-263-2877 or


Sat. Dec. 12 -- DJs

The Round Corner Cantina is a bittersweet experience for those who can't visit this new nightspot without shedding a tear for the un-classy attitude and cheap drinks at Sufak's, the neighborhood bar Cantina replaced. But if you're not some cranky Lawrencevillian -- or just need to get over it already -- come dance the night away at SnowBall: A Winter Prom, a celebration of a different kind of nostalgia. DJs Ed Um and J. Malls will spin tunes evocative of '80s proms, and prom attire gets you half off the $10 cover. AJ 10 p.m. 3720 Butler St., Lawrenceville. 412-904-2279 or


Sun., Dec. 13 -- Music

With the long winter months looming ahead, many of us will prepare to hibernate, spending long periods in the same enclosed spaces. Start training for the season today at Winter Void 2, a sprawling musical showcase at ModernFormations, presented by Dynamo Sound Collective. The performers are too numerous to list, but include Midnite Snake, Melissa St. Pierre,  Margaret Cox, Josh Beyer and Black Forest, Black Sea. With any luck, you'll leave with some new music to fill a winter void of your own. AJ 3-10 p.m. 4919 Penn Ave., Garfield. $7. All ages. 412-362-0274 or


Tue., Dec. 15 -- Stage

With 10 days 'til Christmas, you need a late-afternoon laugh. If you're Downtown today, try the staged reading of Crush the Infamous Thing: The Adventures of the Hollywood Four. The fast-paced, 1930s-style screwball comedy is a period Tinseltown farce with local actors Gab Cody, James FitzGerald, Sheila McKenna and Sam Turich playing 17 roles. Crush -- written by Cody, Turich and Tina Benko -- premiered at Miami's Coconut Grove Playhouse, in 2004. Snacks and drinks are also promised. BO 4:15 p.m. Bricolage space, 937 Penn Ave., Downtown. Free. RSVP at 917-680-5890 or


Wed., Dec. 16 -- Rock

We can't fault you if you've never heard of The Guest List, but the local pop-punk band's got a blitz of events coming up that should ensure that you know its name. The band, fronted by the nasally voiced Aaron Hopelyss, releases an EP, My Dear Dead Natalie, tonight at Brillobox. Then, next month the group hits up Belvedere's to release a live DVD recorded at Shadow Lounge last month. Armed with noms de guerre, straight-ahead punk tunes and a multimedia catalog, The Guest List is serious about 2010. Mason Summers and The Deadmites open. AM 9 p.m. 4104 Penn Ave., Bloomfield. $5. 412-621-4900

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