CP photo illustrations: Abbie Adams
Welcome to Pittsburgh's Black Friday Circular, where you'll find the perfect local gifts for your favorite yinzers. From this year's hottest accessories (know anyone in need of a sinkhole repair?) to the season's hardest-to-find items (a daily newspaper, for one!), we found the best deals a mid-sized city can offer ... whether you want them or not.
Adopt One Alligator, Get Six Free
If no alligators are available, 10 wild turkeys
or one red pigeon may be substituted
DIY Sinkhole Repair Kit
Contains one inflatable Port Authority bus. Delivery not guaranteed.
*When you present your ConnectCard
Pittsburgh T-Shirt Bundle
Paired with a Used to be a Macy's
paired with a Used to Used to be a Kaufmann's
Eau de Burnt Almond Torte
For the sophisticated Pittsburgher
who is tired of smelling like Heinz Ketchup
Eau de Heinz
For the Yinzer who DGAF
Extra! Extra! Cry All About It!
Write checks out directly to JR Block
Warning! May contain misogynist cartoons
Rick Sebak Masks for Cyclists
Things that aren't here anymore: Angry drivers! The rage flies out the window when they see the cyclist they're about to yell at is no other than their favorite WQED personality!
Iron City Aiight
The same beer you love, now infused with CBD oil
*Helping Pirates fans get through another no-hitter
*For when you accidentally read a Mark Madden Tweet
Self-Driving Party Pedaler
Now you can drunkenly yell at passersby without even pretending you're pedaling! (Passengers are still not allowed to drink on board the vehicle.)
Pamela's Hotcakes Throw Blanket
Stuffed with fresh strawberries, brown sugar, sour cream, and YOU.
*Twice as big as one of Pamela's normal-sized famous crepe-style hotcakes
Just for Mayors
From the makers of Just for Men Hair Dye
Designer Clean-Air Breathing Mask
Limited Terrible Towel collector's edition for the person who wants to live long enough to watch Sunday's game
Pittsburgh First Aid Kits
Warning: Won't heal scars left from reading Pittsburgh's Inequality Across Gender and Race report from Gender Equity Commission