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Make Pittsburgh Great Again: Buy back the Log Jammer

The Log Jammer was retired at the end of the 2017 Kennywood Season. And as you would have guessed, Pittsburgh, a city well-known for embracing change, was not having it:

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And this cogent, relevant argument posted underneath a Facebook announcement of the ride's closing:   And this market-savvy analysis:
I'm sure these people all tried to break their computers to erase evidence of their naysaying when they found out that the ride would be replaced by a coaster called The Steel Curtain and a hellscape called Steelers Country.

I've got good news, Flume Fanatics! You can buy a piece of non-spinning, non-stupid, non-shitty nostalgia for the low, low price of $10,400 on eBay - a bit more than the reasonable price of $10.00 to "eat all that good food." 
click to enlarge PHOTO: EBAY
Photo: eBay
If I had the money, I would convert it into a bike and ride it up and down Peduto's fantastic bike lanes, waving a Jacobin magazine at those crying conservative tears over their lost parking spaces. 

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