I would buy a package of eight for eight people. But to be safe, I consulted the experts: Hot Dog Bar Party Calculator, which suggested 16 dogs (two per guest). Someone wrote code for this calculation.
But what if you never planned on serving those hot dogs at all?
"Not serve delicious hotdogs and wursts?!" you just screamed to yourself in your head.
Yes. This is what is happening in the fridge our staff shares with our floor mates from another company.
I have worked here since August of 2018 and have never seen a fridge without dogs, or a hot dog being removed from the fridge, or a dog being cooked or eaten. Yet the cased-meat supply remains ample, and on some days, just to keep everybody guessing, these wiener warlords will add to their stockpile.
If you or someone you know works there or you plan to add more hot dogs, please respond in the comments, as we fear and respect you.