*To the tune of “Memory”* It’s Cats, and it’s playing in Pittsburgh. It has won Tonys. It’s by Andrew Lloyd Webber. At Benedum Center, you will see it on stage. It’s based on poems. It’s super weird. *music swells* It’s Cats. It has people in cat suits. And they are dancing and moving like cats. Do you remember when you saw it on Broadway back when? Go buy a ticket and see it again.