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Best Use of Pittsburgh Water If You’re Too Scared to Drink It

Give It to Donald Trump and Pat Toomey

Here’s a way to make use of our troubled PWSA water supply. Bottle it under a fancy name like Eau de Merde (French-ish for “shit water”), and send a few cases to Trump and Toomey with the hope they’ll spend too much time in the bathroom to make bad decisions.

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