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Re: “Singled Out: Trayvon Martin case raises issues of local racial profiling again

Taking Madonna's advice, I am going to try to sell the readers that if any woman ever allows Chillin Dylan's tiny dick and shriveled nut sack within 10 feet of her perineum, she would have to revel in a state of self loathing unprecedented to the history of women. What a pathetic man-child. Do you feel studly and masculine when you take advantage of drunk, vulnerable, rebounding women? Because that is your target. Do you think your profile pic makes you look studly and womanizing? Do you think that women are going to see that and say "OOH he has erect nipples and he hates me. That is SOOO hot!" What is it about these really homophobic and sexist dudes, that they post these profile pics that appear to be ripped out of the back page bi-curious ads of the very paper that they are trolling? I mean you realize that the majority of women that see your profile probably think that you're gay, right? We get it. You resent women because they won't fuck you and you think you deserve to be fucked because you have big tits. Here's how a you get fucked. Maybe have a modicum of respect for the opposite sex and you will see that dick grow a couple inches. Piece of shit.

Posted by #1 COCKRING on 08/03/2013 at 11:29 AM

Re: “A Conversation with Green Party Vice-Presidential Candidate Cheri Honkala

So Ryan loves Rage, and Romney thinks that AFI's Shut Your Mouth and Open Your Eyes is better than Answer That and Stay Fashionable. I think they have successfully nabbed the young person vote. Can;t wait to have dudes who like good American rock n roll running our country

Posted by #1 COCKRING on 10/26/2012 at 3:25 PM

Re: “State Attorney General

Wow. So many signatures of indifference. If only the voters had that option too.

Posted by #1 COCKRING on 10/26/2012 at 3:18 PM

Re: “U.S. House District 12

these are the kinda guys that have tuna salad on their chins for 3 hours at graduation parties.

Posted by #1 COCKRING on 10/26/2012 at 3:11 PM

Re: “US Senate

Blue Dogs belong on children's television shows, not warming seats on Capitol Hill.

Posted by #1 COCKRING on 10/26/2012 at 3:09 PM

Re: “U.S. President

Everyones talking about the war on coal and woman but nobody has said anything about the war on dollar stores

Posted by #1 COCKRING on 10/26/2012 at 2:55 PM

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