Jan 17-23, 2008

Jan 17-23, 2008 / Vol. 18 / No. 3

First Sunday

Director David E. Talbert must have put most of the production budget in the collection plate. Strapped for immediate cash, two buddies (a grim Ice Cube and a fidgety Tracy Morgan) discover that their local church is raising big funds. The next night they break in, and wind up holding half the congregation hostage; their…

Mad Money

Films such as Fun With Dick and Jane depicted the middle-class embracing crime as a stop-gap against an ever-demanding consumer culture. Bridget (Diane Keaton) is an over-educated empty-nester; suddenly facing huge bills, she takes a janitorial position at a Federal Reserve facility where they discard old money. Opportunity? You bet. She enlists two fellow grunts…

I grew up in Pittsburgh, and noticed something when I was home for Christmas: What is up with the toilets in everyone’s basements? I have never seen this in any other city!

The “Pittsburgh Shitter,” as I’ve heard it called — and not just when readers suggest alternate names for CP — is a treasured bit of local folklore. Basement toilets have long been celebrated as a connection to the city’s industrial legacy; they’ve even been featured in Rick Sebak’s recent documentary Underground Pittsburgh. “The story is…

27 Dresses

Check ’em off: earnest, likable heroine with mild self-esteem issues; Mr. Right, who seems so wrong; Mr. Wrong, who seems so right; acid-tongued best pal; bubble-headed sylph who plows through men; a sing-along to-the-oldies scene; and series of silly weddings capped off by one heartfelt ceremony. Yet despite its allegiance to the genre’s imperatives, Anne…

A Conversation with Daisy Balawejder

A graphic designer by day, Daisy Balawejder founded Hello Bully (www.hellobully.com), an advocacy and education organization dedicated to “rehabilitating, rehoming and repairing the reputation” of pit bull terriers. They offer free programs, such as “Pitbull 101,” to groups in the Pittsburgh area. Accompanying Daisy on her interview was Mogwai, a 6-month-old brindle-bottomed puppy. And yes,…

Savage Love

While visiting my family for the holidays, my 72-year-old father informed me that a 29-year-old Russian woman was coming to America to be with him. He could hardly contain his excitement. Dad didn’t want me to tell my brother and sister, because he knew they would be critical of him being with a 29-year-old Russian…

Winter Guide 2008

The gleam is off those new gadgets acquired over the holidays; the Steelers have scattered to warm-weather golf courses; and the writers’ strike is turning our former best friend, TV, into the “reality”-based houseguest from hell. Everything slows down a bit in the cooler weather, but there’s still plenty to do ’round these parts. In…

Winter Guide Cryptogram

Nobody uses more words to describe the obvious than TV weatherpeople. The following cryptogram is a series of actual quotes from local TV news broadcasts describing our winter weather, plus one bizarre comment about a fellow newscaster. In this puzzle, one letter stands for another throughout. Look for single-letter words and words using apostrophes for…

Winter Guide Word Search

Find and circle these items one can see in the Carnegie Museum of Art and Museum of Natural History. Words run horizontally, vertically, diagonally and backward. Uncircled letters, when read across from the top left, will spell out another popular museum attraction.   Ant John Kane oil Assassin bug Kitten’s paw Bee Kumquat Biodomes La…

Winter Guide Scramble

      MISCELLANEOUS Jan. 21. Martin Luther King Jr. Day Celebration. An evening of inspirational entertainment, plus a free community dinner. Union Project, Highland Park. 412-363-4550 x. 26 Jan. 25-27. Pirates Fest. David L. Lawrence Convention Center. 1-800-BUY-BUCS Jan. 25-27 and Feb. 1-3. Pittsburgh Boat Show. David L. Lawrence Convention Center. 412-798-8858 Feb. 22-24.…

Winter Guide Photo Search

Here are before-and-after shots of an adorable figurine who spent the day tailgating. Can you spot 10 differences between them?     ART MUSEUMS AND GALLERIES Ongoing Canis Major: Andy Warhol’s Dogs and Cats. He loved them; he painted them. The Andy Warhol Museum. 412-237-8300 Jan. 18. Taste Matters. Exhibit of thrift-store art. Future Tenant,…

Going Through the Motions: Jan. 15

As the newest incarnation of Pittsburgh City Council got down to business on Jan. 15, it also received one of its first pieces of legislation — a bill that will test exactly how reform-oriented the new council is. Councilor Bill Peduto, the newly appointed chair of council’s Finance Committee, officially introduced his campaign finance-reform legislation.…

Winter Guide Maze

Can you safely make your evening commute home, without running into kids celebrating school cancellations, Pittsburgh Penguins practicing for future outdoor hockey games, or badly confused bobsled teams?     OUTDOORS The Rink at PPG Place. Ice skating Downtown. Through March 7. 412-394-3641 Schenley Park Ice Skating Rink. Jan. 21 is Martin Luther King Day…

Visa Declined

In 2005, when Tawfiq Ali accepted a full scholarship from the government of Saudi Arabia to study at the University of Pittsburgh, he gave up a good job working in the health-care field. But at least, he figured, he would be able to take his family with him while he got his master’s degree in…

Winter Guide Crossword

  ACROSS DOWN 1. Cheerleader’s word 1. Aussie Crowe, to friends 4. Navig. device 2. Secy., perhaps 7. Grp. behind 2007’s “Attack Decay Sustain Release” 3. Playwright of “The Vertical Hour” (produced by Playhouse REP in February) 10. Nation south of Can. 4. Quit the band (2 wds.) 11. Olive, e.g. 5. August Wilson play…

The Vagina Monologues

I’m a bit worried — when you’re as twisted as I am and find yourself reviewing a show called The Vagina Monologues, you realize that the potential for truly tasteless jokes is staggering. Let’s proceed and find out just how raised my consciousness really is. Playwright Eve Ensler made her reputation with this piece. Traveling…

Winter Guide Mix & Match

The Oscar season is more-or-less wrapped up, as evidenced by the line-up of low-thought films set for release over the next few weeks. Match the upcoming movie with its silly premise. Things Aren’t Quite Normal Here … 1. A bitchy ghostly thing tries to break up a relationship. A. The Spiderwick Chronicles 2. A mean…

Winter Guide MadLib

Instructions: One player solicits the blank words (verb, name of car, etc.) from the other players, and fills in the diary. The completed diary is then read back.   MY WINTER CONCERT DIARY   Instructions: One player solicits the blank words (verb, name of car, etc.) from the other players, and fills in the diary.…

Kings

Former pals have re-united to finally send one of the gang back to Ireland — in a casket. The wake, replete with recriminations, secrets and an insight or two, is well-acted, if familiar turf. In Kings’ more insightful moments, many of them throwaways, Collins depicts the collapse of Irish immigrant communities, which leaves these men…

Education: Pay Site

The amount of money teachers make is a public record, but the pay of city teachers has never been this public before.


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