Jan 10-16, 2008

Jan 10-16, 2008 / Vol. 18 / No. 2

Savage Love

Please disregard my previous e-mail. As of the New Year, my girlfriend is no longer a virgin. No Longer Dating Virgin Girl   Uh, gee. Sorry about that, NLDVG. I’m not sorry that your girlfriend is no longer a virgin, of course, as virginity is a scourge that I’ve dedicated my life to stamping out.…

Not-Very-Selective Prosecution

If you want to accuse Dr. Cyril Wecht of being abrasive, you’ll get no argument here. Tacked to my cubicle wall is a letter the former Allegheny County Coroner sent us back in 2001. “Perhaps some of the Muslim terrorists took over the offices of the Pittsburgh City Paper recently,” he wrote in response to…

Escape Artist

Francois Lighty should be back in jail by now. At least, that’s what the numbers say. When he was arrested in 2003, on charges stemming from a gunpoint robbery, he was young, black and male, and had been dealing drugs. He’d come to Pittsburgh on a Greyhound bus from his home in gang-riddled North Philadelphia,…

Swallowing Resentment

Despite having pissed off drinkers — the most sizable contingent in Western Pennsylvania’s pool of potential voters — Onorato isn’t as dumb as he looks.

King Corn

Secretary of Agriculture Earl Butz’s 1973 decision to subsidize production left us with way more way-cheap corn than we could use. So we found stuff to do with it, and much of that, such as feeding cattle and high-fructose corn syrup, has proved problematic. Now, pals Ian Cheney and Curt Ellis take a principled lark,…

Jimmy Carter: The Man From Plains

He left office in 1980 so reviled, but re-established himself as roving diplomat and mediator, fair-elections monitor, prolific author and hands-on home-builder. In Jonathan Demme’s profile, we see the 83-year-old Carter wearing all these hats and more as the man from Plains, Ga., hits the circuit to promote his 2006 book Palestine: Peace Not Apartheid.…

One Missed Call

Eric Vallette’s thriller is a half-hearted remake of a 2003 Japanese film, in which some cell phones are calling their owners from the future to report their deaths. The cause of phones calling ahead with your death gurgle is never fully explained, though the sort-of reasons run the gamut from child abuse to computerized address…

A Conversation with Jeremy and Tim LeDonne

Jeremy LeDonne is a pretty typical 10-year-old … except for the fact that the Glenshaw youth has been a competitive ATV racer since the age of 4. When the national touring season begins this spring, he’ll enter it as the No. 2-ranked racer of 51-70 cc ATVs, having scored 109 points in the Power Sports…


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