Maury Povich will burn in hell.
There will be no fire,
just toothless women waiting for the DNA test
results:
Who is the daddy?
He will find out Connie Chung is really a drag
queen.
Jerry Springer and Geraldo will join him.
They will fist fight, chairs fly across the room,
a gun will go off.
The ratings will go up,
another body comes back from Iraq.
The top news of the day:
Paris goes to jail,
and the war still goes on.
-- Karen Manion
Karen Manion lives in Point Breeze. She works in nonprofit fund-raising. Many writers featured in Chapter & Verse are guests of Prosody, produced by Jan Beatty and Ellen Wadey. Prosody airs every Tuesday at 7 p.m. on independent radio, WYEP 91.3 FM.
