We asked, and you delivered. We wanted you to replace a word
from a romantic movie with a Pittsburgh word, and the results were all our
yinzer hearts could have hoped for. Here are some of our favorites. Thanks for
sharing, sappy little love mongers. *
Crazy, Stupid, Tunnels #CPRomanceMovies— william j. moner (@williamj) February 17, 2018
Four Weddings and a Cookie Table #CPRomanceMovies— Marla (@marlabanana) February 17, 2018
Yinz Actually #CPRomanceMovies— V C Superstar (@Mamapajama1955) February 17, 2018
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When you think of Kennywood's mascot, you probably visualize the iconic Kenny the Kangaroo. He's everything a mascot should be: friendly, fuzzy, and immediately recognizable. I'm not sure why one good mascot wasn't enough for Kennywood, but the park opted for a second one. The mascot is shaped like the park's iconic road signs, but, honestly, who thinks about cuddling up with a road sign? The Kennywood sign mascot is a lot like Stephen Baldwin next to Alec Baldwin—they're clearly related but one is more iconic in every way.
What's more terrifying than a big-nosed, anthropomorphic pierogi barreling towards you? How about four of them! Yes, every one of these dumpling abominations has a name: Jalapeno Hannah in green, Sauerkraut Saul in red, Cheese Chester in yellow, and Oliver Onion in purple. Apparently, kids love this event at Pirates games. Maybe their fight-or-flight senses haven't kicked in.
Frankie the Fish looks like a mad scientist experiment gone horribly right. Is it a fish? Is it a lizard? Where's Mulder and Scully when you need them! All I know is that Frankie is jacked. He never skips biceps day or his morning protein shakes. The creature from the Allegheny is coming to mascot races near you! Lock up your whey protein!
Gus is the mascot for the Pennsylvania Lottery. He looks like every fifty-something dad at Giant Eagle that's on his cell to determine what correct butter to buy. Newsflash: Nobody wants your scratch-offs, Gus. Why do you keep showing up at our family functions? Were you just sitting in the rafters to whip out your Gus Bucks? Go dig a hole. A deep one.
The Nittany Lion, the official mascot for Penn State University, has black, soulless eyes that stare into the souls of his enemies. Now I'm getting war flashbacks to childhood and the eye-buttons in Coraline. Also, could Mr. Nittany please eat a sandwich? One would think a lion would have a little more padding on his bones.
John-Henry grew up in the Peters Township area. On Instagram, John-Henry had this to say about qualifying for the Olympics, “Tonight I accomplished one of my two most important goals as an athlete. Tonight I became an Olympian. There are so many people to thank since I have encountered so many in my skating career. But the ones who deserve the most recognition is my family. I have not seen any other family support and fight through so many adversities for so long. I can with complete confidence say that accomplishing this dream of mine would not be possible without them.”
Kurt Angle was born in Mount Lebanon Township. He attended Clarion University of Pennsylvania and graduated with a degree in education in 1993. While a student at Clarion University, Angle became a two-time National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) Division 1 Heavyweight Wrestling Champion. After graduating from Clarion, Angle won a gold medal in freestyle at the 1996 Summer Olympics. Angle went on to become a professional wrestler for World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) and Total Nonstop Action Wrestling (TNA). Between WWE and TNA, Angle has won a total of 21 championships.
Lauryn Williams was born and raised in Detroit and Pittsburgh. She attended the University of Miami, where she competed on the track team and was inducted into the Iron Arrow Society, the university's highest honor. On Feb. 19, 2014, Williams and Elana Meyers won the silver medal for women’s bobsled at the Sochi Winter Olympic Games. Williams currently resides in suburban Pittsburgh.
Suzie McConnell-Serio was born in Pittsburgh, where she attended Seton-LaSalle Catholic High School. She led her high school team to the PIAA State Championship in 1984. McConnell was on the gold medal-winning U.S. women's basketball team in the 1988 Summer Olympics. She earned a bronze medal at the 1992 Summer Olympics. She went on to play in the Women’s National Basketball Association (WNBA) as a point guard for the Cleveland Rockers from 1998 to 2000. She is currently the head coach for the women's basketball team at the University of Pittsburgh.
Leah Smith was born in Pittsburgh, and she has a family history of athletic greatness. She is great-granddaughter of World Series champion baseball player Jimmy Smith and great-niece of boxer Billy Conn. Smith is a graduate of Oakland Catholic High School. In 2016, Smith competed at the Rio Olympic Games, and she won a bronze medal in the 400-meter freestyle. Smith also won an Olympic gold medal in the 4x200-meter freestyle relay.
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