We slog through the twitter streams of the 2016 Presidential candidates, and give you a weekly round-up of the more entertaining ones, every Friday.

It was a busy week, what with Scott Walker jumping in; El Chapo escaping from a Mexican prison (somehow this is an immigration issue); and the U.S.-Iran deal (a.k.a. diplomacy, a.k.a. the End Times).

Scott Walker blasted out of the gate with about 10,000 tweets, including one which may have over-estimated how eagerly America was waiting for the 15th GOP candidate to join in.

Later, Walker made folks uncomfortable about ordering Miller Lite.

Jim Webb confounded everyone by refusing to issue an opinion on the Iran nuclear deal UNTIL HE HAD READ IT.

Speaking of reading, Ted Cruz spent the week griping about the (mis)representations of his book’s sales numbers. Putting the vanity in vanity publishing …

Hillary Clinton mom-yelled at Trump en Espanol.

On the O’Malley trail, an immigration panelist was backed up by a dragon (probably in this country illegally).

The laughs write themselves: Mike Huckabee railed against education and bungled a two-letter word.

New Hampshire: Where you can’t even throw your trash out without tripping over a candidate.

Outer space is no respite from GOP humblebragging.

Pizza Ranch! Pizza Ranch!

Trump once again led the pack with the most ridic tweets, including one in which contained a photo illustration incorporating imagery of Nazi soldier re-enactors into the American flag (since deleted). Despite his non-stop boasting about being a take-charge and accountable sort, Trump quickly blamed an intern.

This week’s winner: a truly garbled analogy that I think means we live in a vacuum-cleaner canister.