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I went to Craigslist to look at the kinky shit people are into. And I found a picture of my sister. Her eyes are blurred out, but one pic is of her nude and one is of her giving head, and there's a tattoo that's unique to her and clearly visible. I'm 99 percent sure it's her. The ad was from her boyfriend, looking for a "horsecock" to stretch her pussy while he sits in the next room. It's her business, but it's a mindfuck. I half want to call her out, shame her out of it. She just turned 22.

Sister Pics Dilemma

 

Your sister is an adult, and adults are free to post what they like, and to stick whatever they like in their pussies. It's hypocritical to enjoy the perversity at CL and then clutch your pearls in horror when you realize that someone you love is as pervy as you are. So you're not going to call your sister out or shame her.

But you are going to say something to her.

There's a chance that your sister isn't aware that her boyfriend is posting her pictures. Horsecocks, stretching pussies, the GF getting it on while he sits in the next room -- that's standard-issue cuckold fantasy stuff. However ...

Lots of men with cuckold fantasies have posted pics without the consent of their wives and girlfriends. These guys don't see -- or refuse to see -- the potential harm in rubbing one out while fantasizing about the responses they've received from men who want to fuck their wives/girlfriends. The harm comes, of course, when the wife or girlfriend is recognized by a sibling, a coworker or an employer.

On the off chance that your sister's BF is posting private pics without your sister's OK, she needs to know those pics are out there. And she needs to know that she can be recognized.

Your sister doesn't need to be called out, and she doesn't need to be shamed. What she needs is a heads-up from a concerned sibling. Give her that, then butt the fuck out.

 

I'm a 20-year-old gay male and I entered into a relationship with a guy at the beginning of the summer. He disclosed early on that he has a foot fetish. Sex usually consists of him topping me while sucking my toes or me jerking him off while he's fondling the bottoms of my feet. I don't have any problem with him getting off to my feet. My problem with the whole ordeal is this: I don't know diddly about foot fetishism.

I've talked to my boyfriend about what he likes, but he's so bashful about the subject that I haven't gotten any information save "I prefer the soles of your feet." I have tried experimenting with things like footjobs (which didn't work out very well because I had no idea what I was doing), and not knowing what else to do is frustrating.

What should I know? And could you fill me in on proper footjob technique?

Seeking Orgasm Level Escalation

 

Male foot fetishists -- the straight ones, anyway -- will tell you that they react to feet the way most straight guys react to tits: aroused by the sight of 'em, want to do stuff to 'em. Some wanna suck 'em, some wanna fuck 'em, and some kinksters wanna safely, sanely and consensually "torture" 'em. 

Same goes for foot fetishists: Some wanna suck 'em, some wanna fuck 'em, some wanna "torture" 'em. (That's called "bastinado," and it should only be done safely, sanely and consensually.) To find out what a particular foot fetishist enjoys, SOLE, you'll have to ask the foot fetishist.

Your boyfriend probably finds it hard to talk about his fetish because he feels ashamed, and may have been rejected or mocked by previous partners. (To avoid making his bashfulness worse, avoid using terms like "problem" and "ordeal" when discussing his kink.) It's possible the stuff you're doing for him now fulfills all of his fantasies. Keep doing what you're doing, and as his confidence about his kink and your relationship grows, he'll become less bashful.

As for a proper footjob: Bring the bottoms of your feet together and let him fuck the gap between your soles with his lubed-up cock, titty-fucking style, or have him lie on the floor while you sit on the edge of the bed and move the lubed-up sole of one of your feet back and forth across his cock until he blows his load. Have fun!

 

If you do end up having to redefine the word "rick," which you threatened to do in your Funny or Die video, I have a suggestion: rick (v): to remove santorum orally. ("He was so grateful for the lay that he ricked his partner.")

Happy To Help

P.S. Thanks for your efforts on behalf of equality for all.

 

You're welcome, and in case anyone missed my Funny or Die video -- in which I threatened to redefine Rick Santorum's first name if he didn't lay off the gay bashing -- you can watch it here: www.tinyurl.com/ricksick.

Santorum hasn't laid off the gay bashing, so it looks like I'm going to have to redefine his first name, too. (My apologies to Rick Dees, Rick Fox, Ricki Lake and all the other innocent Ricks out there.) The definition I proposed in my video was too long and involved, so I vote for adopting yours. Now "Rick Santorum" isn't just a vile and disgusting politician -- he's a vile and disgusting sentence.

That said, I don't think someone would rick his or her partner out of gratitude. Ricking someone -- sucking the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex out of someone's ass -- is something a person would do only under duress, or under orders from a cruel BDSM top.

 

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