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I've written before, but I didn't hear back -- probably because my e-mail didn't contain flogging or santorum or whatever. But I won't be IGNORED, Dan.

I'm a 32-year-old female. Second marriage, two kids: one kid with my ex and one with the man I cheated on my ex with (my current husband). My problem: A year ago, I found my "first love" on a social network. I'd been looking for him off and on for more than 16 years. This person was a jerk who left me for one of my friends back in high school. But he was and still is the love of my life. He has never been married, and has no children. We began an affair. My second marriage had been rocky before this. In no way am I using this as an excuse. I have a pretty bad track record and have cheated on every man I've ever been with, except for my first love.

This man, my first love, is the worst person in the world for me. Yet I'm in love with him. He wants me to leave my white-collar husband for him, a very blue-collar guy. I live in a nice home in the suburbs; my first love lives in a small apartment in the city. Five months after we began having sex, my current husband found out. Instead of leaving me, he has turned into a different man: extremely loving and attentive. He says this experience has made him realize how much he loves me.

My husband knows of my deep feelings for my "first." I mention divorce often, but it falls on deaf ears. I want to do what is best for my kids -- and that would be staying right where I am. But I feel my only chance for "true" love is passing me by. I've never felt for anyone as I do for this man. Every man who has come into my life AFTER him knew that if he ever came back for me, I was gone. This includes my current husband. Please tell me what to do.

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I've read what you've written before, but I didn't respond because I didn't have much to say to you and I still don't. I had the same reaction reading your e-mail today that I had reading the other e-mails you've sent. My reaction is a little selfish, and I'm a little embarrassed to share it. But you keep pressing me, so here it is:

THIS BITCH CAN GET LEGALLY MARRIED AND I CAN'T?!?!

Sorry, sorry, sorry. That was cunty of me, so now I'm going to have to make amends by scrounging up some of that advice you're after. But I'm going to offer you my advice on one condition: You don't write to me ever again.

OK!

You say you've cheated on every man you've ever been with, with the exception of your "first love." You seem to be engaged in a little circular reasoning/magical thinking here -- he must be the love of your life because you didn't cheat on him, and you didn't cheat on him because he's the love of your life. No. You didn't cheat on him because you didn't get around to it. You two broke up when you were 15 years old. If you'd been with him a little longer, you would've cheated on him like you've cheated on everybody else.

If you leave your current husband and break up your first child's second home and your second child's first home, it won't be long before you're cheating on the love of your life, too. Because you're a habitual, serial cheater. You're precisely the kind of person who shouldn't get married. Or have children.

Frankly, I don't give a fuck what you do. Stay or go, it's not going to make a lot of difference. Your personal life is a mess, and it always will be. Because wherever you go, there you are.

That said: If your current husband can put up with your affairs and wants to put your children first, then you should stay with him for the sake of your kids. They deserve whatever stability and continuity you can provide between infidelities. Again, if you leave your current husband for the love of your life, it won't be long before you're cheating on your third husband and preparing to uproot your kids again. I know it, everyone reading this knows it, even your current husband seems to know it.

So just stay put.

 

My girlfriend of two years broke up with me a month ago. Although I felt like shit, we somehow managed to struggle through to a close friendship. I wouldn't say I'm entirely over her, but I understand why it happened and that we won't be getting back together. I've felt like we've both been pretty mature and things are going well.

The complication: We still find each other attractive and we work very well together sexually. So she proposed a FWB arrangement, and I said yes. We laid down ground rules -- we are not together, we are just friends who fuck, so no "I love you," no commitments, no expectations -- and we started having hot sex. Is this foolhardy? We both know that I'd prefer something more. 

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How are you going to feel when your ex-girlfriend/current-fuck-buddy finds a new boyfriend and ends your FWB arrangement? If you can honestly answer, "I'll be happy for her," then keep fucking -- but don't forget to ask for your balls back when she dumps you that second time.

If you can't say that and you decide to keep fucking the ex anyway, CRAP, you wouldn't be the first lovesick dumpee who entered into a FWB arrangement with an ex. If the short-term rewards (hot sex) and the potential long-term payoff (getting back together) make the risk seem worthwhile, then keep fucking.

 

Find the Savage Lovecast (my weekly podcast) every Tuesday at thestranger.com/savage.

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