“Loyalty isn’t something we can demonstrate only with our genitals.”
“If your boyfriend is a giant asshole, you should be in a big hurry to lose him.”
“Finding appropriate partners is harder for seriously kinky men, but it’s a lot easier now than it used to be.”
“Your boyfriend’s problem isn’t weed, your boyfriend’s problem is asshole.”
“You’re 18 years old, you’re headed to college, and you and your boyfriend don’t click sexually. Break up.”
"Be reassured that things — your dick included — will most likely right themselves."
"There's nothing about his past that should prevent you from enjoying your present."