I’ve heard about dildo graveyards, but burying sex toys isn’t environmentally responsible.
“Racism is a problem in the gay community.”
Here’s hoping your feminism involves more than penetrating a willing partner
“Maybe he could ask her to set up a three-way with a man they both like so he can face the dragon, so to speak.”
“If the balls go blue or cold, take the cock cage off!”
“You shouldn’t have to silently endure painful sex.”