“The secret to a good relationship is keeping it downright dirty!”
“Some people are destined to play man-to-(wo)man.”
“Pokémon Go isn’t destroying your marriage.”
Tell him he can love you and love the other guy at the same time.
“There is no settling down without some settling for.”
“Loyalty isn’t something we demonstrate with our genitals alone.”
“Honor the commitment you made by keeping your mouth shut.”