“You’re 18 years old, you’re headed to college, and you and your boyfriend don’t click sexually. Break up.”
"Be reassured that things — your dick included — will most likely right themselves."
"There's nothing about his past that should prevent you from enjoying your present."
"I am ashamed of the person I was and have worked hard to be a better person."
"Tell him about these fantasies and you do it with a smile on your face and a bone in your jock."
"My hunch is that this relationship has been over for a while, but your boyfriend lacks the decency to put you out of your misery."
"I'm still eager for more variety, and to be able to walk after sex and ride a bike the next day."