Your Obligatory Ticket Update -- UPDATED AGAIN
I've received many an e-mail since the story broke concerning 37,000 unpaid tickets in Pittsburgh and the pending arrest warrants of those who don't square up in the next 30 days. Many concerned citizens have taken the liberty of looking up local athletes on the county's Web site and alerting me to these prominent scofflaws. For all who need to know, here's the surprisingly brief up-to-the-minute list:
Antwaan Randle-ElChris "The Unblockable" GardockiChukky OkobiEugene CollierJason GildonJoey PorterLarry FooteMax StarksPaul CoffeyPlaxico BurressRod RutherfordVerron Haynes
Man, would I love to see the county's Web site stats from this project. Exactly how many Yinzers typed in "Bettis," "Cowher" or "Wannstedt" on their lunch hour? And what a novel fundraiser. The cash generated from this might be enough to fund the new Penguins arena.