"Hopefully I can stay clean completely but make the kind of comedy that only comes from a guy who has fucked up big."
"This is going to be the signature comedy of my life, creatively."
"The best feeling is when people that I know don't want to laugh, laugh."
"Now they say if you don't have anything nice to say, retweet it."
"We're living in a time where everyone's got the attention span of a mongoose on meth."
"My sense of humor is in full bloom in this city."