And this is why when my friends with boats ask if I want to go for a cruise on the river with them I politely decline by making up a B.S. story about having to help a friend move. Yeah enjoy motor boating down the Allegheny or the other two putrid stinking toilets that run through our fair city. You might as well stick your head in a toilet bowl and flush it a couple of times, that's what's spraying on your face when you are flying downour rivers at 40, 50 mph.
They should have named the rooms in the school after local prisons, that would have been more realistic.
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