• Issue Archive for
  • Nov 19-25, 2009
  • Vol. 19, No. 46

News+Features

  • Lost Key
  • Lost Key

    Development at crucial point as Hill House's Frazier departs
  • Safe Choice
  • Safe Choice

    City facing its own choice on abortion-clinic protection
  • Cut Down

    ICA rejects budget, student tax while urging further spending reductions

Food+Drink

  • Simmie's Restaurant & Lounge
  • Simmie's Restaurant & Lounge

    A well-prepared selection of fresh fish tops this menu of Southern-style comfort food
  • Market District

    There's plenty to see, buy and eat at the new super-sized Giant Eagle

Music

On Screen

  • 2012
  • 2012

    If you like your cheesy entertainment on the apocalyptic, no-holds-barred scale, Roland Emmerich's film is for you! Tectonic plates out of order mean Billions dead, and all of planet Earth -- not just a few urban centers -- pulverized beyond recognition. Emmerich shoehorns in some silly human drama to pace out the jaw-dropping, effects-heavy destruction, but 2012 is just a two-and-a-half-hour amusement-park ride. It's hard to get invested in characters who mostly gape in horror and scream "Run!" But, as an unabashed fan of disaster pics, I left satisfied with what really matters: the scenes of geological meltdown. Emmerich clearly sat up late dreaming up unimaginable cataclysmic events, all lovingly depicted, that really raises the bar for the genre. What thrill is there now in watching even a major earthquake on screen, having already "experienced" the state of California dropping off into the ocean? In English, and various language, with subtitles. (AH) [2.5 out of 4 stars]
  • Precious
  • Precious

    Clareece Precious Jones is friendless, obese and illiterate. Tossed out of junior high for being pregnant with her second child, she finds no refuge at her home. Lee Daniels' drama follows Precious for a year or so, as she gradually gains self-respect, purpose and forward momentum. Feel-good inspirational film? Not quite. It accentuates the positive, but Precious' story is mired in so much institutional negativity that the big picture is depressing. Though the story is set in 1987, the questions Precious raises -- child abuse, generational poverty and identity -- are wholly relevant and worth exploring, even if the film leaves many open-ended. The film features gutsy performances from newcomer Gabourey Sidibe as Precious and comedienne Mo'Nique as her abusive mother. Sidibe has the tougher role, as the actress has much inner life to convey through Precious' numbed inertia, barely audible mumble and expressionless face. Director Daniels fills these gaps with such cheats as Precious' dream sequences and voiceovers, but Sidibe holds her own, drawing us in, compelling us to look. Starts Fri., Nov. 20.  AMC Loews, Manor [3 out of 4 stars]
  • An Education
  • An Education

    Sixteen-year-old Jenny (Carey Mulligan)is bright and quick-witted -- and thrills to meet the older, charming David (Peter Sarsgaard). He takes her to concerts, to Oxford, and even Paris. For a while, An Education is a wonderful movie, the story of a girl who's done all of her reading and who's ready now to start putting it into practice. There's pleasure in watching Jenny react to her widening world with a mixture of credulity and confidence. Then An Education moves into a third act that I can best describe as miscalculated. It may all be true -- screenwriter Nick Hornby adapted Lynn Barber's memoir -- but the plotting is too clumsy to feel like it actually happened. An Education is only 95 minutes long, and director Lone Scherfig slights the more complicated and morally ambiguous elements of the drama. She does handle her two leads well, and Sarsgaard especially stretches here, keeping David's motives nicely shaded. Starts Fri., Nov. 20. Manor (Harry Kloman) [2.5 out of 4 stars]
  • The Blind Side
  • The Blind Side

    A poor, struggling black teen-ager in Memphis is taken in by an affluent white family, who patiently teach him enough football and survival skills that he is ultimately drafted by an NFL team. It admittedly sounds like one of those hokey, inspired-by-a-true-story heart-swellers that Hollywood regularly churns out, except it's not quite. John Lee Hancock's film is the story of Baltimore Raven Michael Oher. But it's fairly low-key, opting to depict more day-to-day life than big dramatic moments. Its primary relationship is that of Oher (Quinton Aaron) and his take-charge, go-getter new mom, Leigh Anne Touhy (portrayed with brio by Sandra Bullock).

    While I'm happy to be spared those over-the-top big games and artificially pumped-up nail-biting moments of decision, Blind Side could have used a little more tension and depth. It flirts with meatier fare -- race, class, religion, the focus on athletics over books, and what it might mean to a rudderless youth like Oher that his new family holds all his cards. Tellingly, we rarely hear from the quiet Oher, while the Touhys talk a lot.

    Blind Side punts -- this is, after all, a story with a happy ending. (Sit through the credits for photos and film of the actual people.) Rather than dig into the contradictions and messiness that defines even successful lives, Blind Side finds its salvation in a lot of football-inspired pep talks. It's all very rah-rah, but something of a disservice to Oher's journey. Starts Fri., Nov. 20. (AH) [2 out of 4 stars] 

  • Planet 51
  • Planet 51

    Jorge Blanco's computer-animated family comedy has a cute idea. On a distant planet that's vaguely Earthlike in both looks and inhabitants, the off-course American astronaut who lands there is perceived as a fearsome alien threat. The funhouse-mirror premise plays out as expected: The nerdy kids are thrilled; the military grab their guns; and before the intergalactic reconciliation, comic cultural misunderstandings abound. It's too thin a gimmick to sustain a full-length movie, so one's tolerance for cute, green rubbery creatures (instead of humans) going through familiar motions will determine one's enjoyment. (If you must identify with an Earthling, there's the affable, square-jawed spaceman, voiced by Dwayne Rogers.) The 1950s stylings of Planet 51 are charming, if occasionally undermined by oh-so-modern but unnecessary toilet humor. Starts Fri., Nov. 20. (AH) [2 out of 4 stars]
  • Volcanoes of the Deep

    This languid IMAX feature from Stephen Low is not about lava-spewing eruptions; instead, it casts its magnifying lens on the bacteria, crabs and other sea creatures that move in after all the excitement. Under the premise of two aging scientists searching for the oldest living creature, Ed Harris narrates a journey into the depths of the Atlantic to a parasitic civilization that may or may not hold the key to human evolution. The implications extend further than the visually interesting -- yet needlessly large-formatted -- film's reach: Aside from some spectacular shots of iridescent disco jellyfish and a fantastic re-enactment of the Big Bang theory, the film is mostly a series of deep-sea shrimp having lunch, plus protracted shots of tubeworms. Those who want to see rolling fire ravaging the coral reefs, or who need their IMAX movies to feel like roller coasters, should stay away from this sedentary feature. Starts Fri., Nov. 20. Rangos Omnimax, Carnegie Science Center (Lucy Leitner)

Art

Views

Books

On Stage

  • Glengarry Glen Ross
  • Glengarry Glen Ross

    Getting into the skins of these guys hurts like a punch in the throat.
  • Titanic

    For all the rockin' and rollin', Titanic has a few standouts.

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