• Issue Archive for
  • Feb 14-20, 2008
  • Vol. 18, No. 7

News+Features

  • Reporting Error

    No one can account for county's accountability measure
  • School of Hard Knocks
  • School of Hard Knocks

    The privatized Clayton Academy is supposed to prepare at-risk students to return to their home schools. But it may actually be making it easier for them to get into trouble.
  • Politics: Name Recognition

    Dems endorse a politician with a deep political background to try to replace reformer in Harrisburg.

Food+Drink

  • Hereford and Hops
  • Hereford and Hops

    The menu caters to a broad audience with offerings ranging from predictable pub grub through some appetizing salads and sandwiches to a variety of upscale entrees. Then there's the steak page, which, like any specialty menu, takes some time to parse.

Music

  • DJ Jwan Allen
  • DJ Jwan Allen

    "I'm still not allowed to touch my dad's records."

On Screen

  • Oscar-Nominated Shorts
  • Oscar-Nominated Shorts

    Just in time for your picks list, Pittsburgh Filmmakers will screen all of the short films, both live-action and animated, that have been nominated for an Oscar. This is a strong crop of shorts, and a rare chance to see nearly a dozen films, representing seven countries and a variety of styles, in one sitting. The live-action films range from the mordant Gallic humor of "The Mozart of Pickpockets" to the somber Danish drama, "At Night," set in a cancer ward. Computer animations dominates the animated films, but a long-ago encounter with Beatle John Lennon inspires a clever hand-drawn entry. At Oscar time, it's the full-length features that grab most of the headlines. But these worthy entries -- which have a much harder time just reaching an audience -- deserve your attention, too. Starts Fri., Feb. 15. Regent Square
  • The Spiderwick Chronicles
  • The Spiderwick Chronicles

    Adapted from the popular series of children's books, Spiderwick features three young siblings, imperiled when the discovery of a mysterious field guide in an old country house summons a lot of nasty creatures from the woods beyond. There are bad guys, including goblins and shape-shifting mega-baddie Mulgarath, but also a few allies, such as the porcine blowhard Hogsqueal. The film chugs along quite rapidly through its compact 90 minutes. On the upside, this should hold kids firmly in their seats; on the downside, the rush gives short shrift to the mysterious. We also don't hear much about the setting's non-otherworldly qualities. What about how the natural world we can see might engender wonder in children, especially such city slickers as this lot. Ultimately, the children's only relationship with the wonderful woods beyond their home seems simply to be ridding it of weird varmints. [2.5 out of 4 stars]
  • Diary of the Dead
  • Diary of the Dead

    The conceit is that we're watching various film sources -- home video, security tapes, footage uploaded to web sites -- that have been edited together after the fact by a survivor. The film thus presents an on-the-fly account of what happened to a group of Pitt students after the dead returned to life, hungry for brains. Romero's zombie thrillers are rarely without larger critique, and here his barbs are aimed at a video-centric generation whose fascination with documenting everything exerts a heavy price. With undead on the loose, imminent danger should prevail over getting a good angle, but most of Romero's finger-wagging suggests that our incessant documenting, our converting everything into "reality-of-me TV" fodder, has desensitized us to human suffering. Of course, horror filmmakers aren't exempt from this judgment, and Romero tips his hat by including a burgeoning horror director in his story. That may be why Diary is lighter than usual on gore and scares ... or maybe I'm just used to it. Starts Fri., Feb. 15. (AH) [capsule review] [2.5 out of 4 stars]
  • Fool's Gold
  • Fool's Gold

    It's not enough that a pair of beautiful sniping exes -- Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson -- are searching for lost Spanish treasure in the Bahamas. No, this breathlessly scripted sunny turd has to toss in subplots involving a Diddy-esque rap impresario and his goons; a dim-bulb teen party girl (a la Paris Hilton) and her elderly zillionaire father (Donald Sutherland, cashing a check and getting a tan); and four extraneous "colorful" characters, including two gay chefs, a salty treasure bum and a stray Ukrainian. Andrew Tennant's comedy-romance-adventure fails to deliver any facet of its hybrid genre, and just spins its wheels for two hours. (The film's best joke doesn't even get a proper airing: You have to look quick to see that the treasure-hunting boat is named Booty Calls.) Thus, the film's chief attractions are the pretty Caribbean scenery, and the well-sculpted, sun-burnished form of Mr. McConaughey, who spends nearly the whole film in board shorts while running, swimming, jumping, falling and flexing. If that's worth eight bucks to you, then come on board. (AH) [capsule review] [1.5 out of 4 stars]
  • Jumper
  • Jumper

    A young man (Hayden Christiansen) discovers he can teleport through space to any destination of his choosing, making world travel and bank robbery a snap. But some cop-like figures known as paladins don't care for so-called jumpers, and soon Mr. Jet Set has the worse sort of menace on his tail: Samuel L. Jackson, who plays a particularly aggressive paladin. While Jumper is entertaining in a dumb comic-book fashion -- and who wouldn't want to zip around the globe at will, even vicariously? -- it fails to fill in too many holes: Who and why are jumpers? How many are there? Why exactly are they pursued? And these paladins are who? If this is really is an eternal battle as stated, then tell us more. Instead, we get the last resort of plot development, a boring romantic subplot. Director Doug Liman has done zippy action before -- Go, The Bourne Identity -- so chalk this venture up to a misstep and jump away. Starts Thu., Feb. 14. (AH) [capsule review] [2 out of 4 stars]
  • Steep
  • Steep

    It sure looks freakin' awesome -- barreling down the 45-degree face of a remote mountain, through perfect powder snow, before skiing off a cliff and parachuting to safety. This is the new edge of extreme skiing, a daredevil sport largely pioneered in the Alps in the 1970s. Mark Obenhaus' documentary updates the uninitiated on sport's development -- from its roots among Europeans and their ungainly hopping turns through the American yahoos who made it playful to the Alaska-based technicians who finally rendered the gravity-defying activity graceful. While helicopters give wide-shot scenery and in-helmet cameras put you on the stomach-turning slopes, the action grows repetitive (unless you're a huge ski-vid fan). And Steep also leaves a lot of potentially provocative ground uncovered: What kind of cash is needed to go heli-skiing in the back country, anyhow? Is this adventure in the grand tradition, or a new elitism? And, while most of the skiers are happy to ruminate about their spiritual connection to the mountains, no one seems to ask whether it might be a higher calling to leave some parts of pristine nature free of human conquest. Starts Fri., Feb. 15. Harris (AH) [capsule review] [2 out of 4 stars]

Art

Views

  • August Occasion

    Pittsburgh has rarely celebrated its black geniuses until they were dead, gone or gone mad.

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Books

On Stage

  • Freeman

    Which brother represents Abel and which Cain, or Esau and Jacob, is just one of the undercurrents swirling in this deceptively straightforward narrative.
  • Breakfast With Mugabe
  • Breakfast With Mugabe

    Mugabe is too moving, too sophisticated, too important to risk losing the audience halfway.
  • <i>Forever</i> Premieres
  • Forever Premieres

    In minutes, Stallings transformed those movements into the kind of choreography that makes audience members exclaim, "That was freaking cool."
  • Western Civ

    "The students become more complete, civilized, whole people."

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