The Pittsburgh Pirates may be looking hesitant and unsure of themselves on the field, but the team’s marketing department has confidence to spare. On a Monday morning following a three-game sweep by the abysmal Chicago Cubs, this email shows up in the old inbox:

After the past couple of weeks if fans of the Pirates want to see postseason baseball, they might need to click this link. After all, nothing sells baseball playoff tickets like actually making it to the playoffs.